When Cosmo Roared

Man. You leave the country for a couple of weeks in India (BTW, a nation that happens to be the world’s largest democracy) and suddenly the center no longer holds!

I’m referring to the whole dust-up at Brigham Young University and beyond over the school’s invitation to Vice Prez Dick Cheney to keynote spring commencement. While it took a few days to track back the genesis of the invitation, it finally turns out that the White House started the ball rolling by offering Cheney’s services to BYU. The school, via the LDS Church First Presidency, then issued a formal invitation.

First observation: Things are either alarmingly slow at the veep’s D.C. communications office (What? Harvard and Stanford were already booked?), or Cheney is showing the Bush Administration’s growing desperation with its plummeting popularity and needs the biggest fawning audience available to shore him up.

Uh, I think it’s more likely the latter, don’t you?

Main observation: It appears the march-in-lockstep image of BYU is crumbling just the tiniest bit. The College Democrats chapter is planning at least one protest of Cheney’s appearance. A handful of progressive faculty members has stepped up to publicly challenge the invitation. One professor pointed out the Y’s longstanding history of inviting conservative speakers to the exclusion of liberals — an obvious effort to prevent the clashing of ideas and free speech that most universities welcome and nurture.

Some students and profs are even trying for petition drives on campus (which requires official permission) to block Cheney’s visit.

Wow. It feels something like a pro wrestling match breaking out in heaven.

Now I certainly know a few truths. BYU is a private, religious institution. It accepts no taxpayers’ money and thus can do anything it likes. And as history shows — think periodic purges of free-thinking faculty members — it generally does exactly as it wants. Also, it’s absurd to think that the students, faculty, alumni and community members who oppose Cheney’s speech are even close to critical mass. (Interviews with students on the issue revealed the response typical of BYU’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers world: “We should welcome him,” said one male student. “He’s a great leader.”)

And yet, you’ve gotta admire Diane Bailey, president of the College Demos. She’s smart, articulate, and on point. Cheney, she has explained, with his war-mongering ways and endorsement of torture, is no role model for thousands of young graduates about to make their mark on the world.

One last thought: I’ve spent some time in Utah County in the past few years, and it’s a mistake to paint the place as completely right-wing. In fact, the political spirit of the minority party is loud and lively. The Democrats there work like honeybees to stay involved in the process. They have to yell like hell to be heard. This is just the latest example of their activism.

And ain’t the First Amendment grand?

5 Responses to “When Cosmo Roared”

  1. chardonnay Says:

    Cheney and BYU are a perfect match. The evening news will have the VP`s boilerplate garbage & then pan to rapturous faces of the Y`s sycophants. The LDS Church has genius for lousy p.r.

    Sonoma State has Al Gore…..Cheney`s local approval rating is a solid 8%.

    RB

  2. msteele Says:

    “Interviews with students on the issue revealed the response typical of BYU’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers world”

    While I personally think it’s ok to have a sitting vice president speak at the BYU commencement, controversial or not, I also think it’s even better that dissenting voices are allowed to express their point of view, inside or outside the university. I’m not so sure it’s as good when we promote lame stereotypes when referring to people we disagree with.

    Just my pod of view, I suppose…

  3. gabespop Says:

    “We should welcome him. He’s a great leader.”

    Hmmm. . . Doesn’t sound human to me. Sounds like, as Holly suggested, his body has been snatched by an invading army. And, indeed, existentially oriented personality theorists such as Erich Fromm would claim that young men who utter such patently absurd and manifestly false statements that do nothing more than mimic the local worldview have not taken the first steps to becoming fully human. Being fully human, for these folks, requires a bit more thought, creativity, and insight than “We should welcome him. He’s a great leader.” A well trained chimp might be able to pull that off.

    How ’bout, “We should welcome him. He has a lot of explaining to do and we deserve a good explanation.”? Holding someone to account for the gross mishandling of a misguided military venture is something someone who is using his or her full human capacities would do.

    And I for one think that the BYU students are up to that task. (And that’s the nicest thing that this Ute alum will ever say about those knuckledraggers).

  4. larryomiller Says:

    “Anyone whose outlook on life at 50 is the same as when they were 20 has wasted 30 years of their life.” - Muhammad Ali

    This might apply to the brainwashed BYU students and alumni.

  5. dougwe Says:

    I think Dick Cheney is the perfect speaker. Who else is better suited to reinforce the principals that BYU so carefully cultivates…that any problem can be solved with smarter weapons and bigger tax cuts.

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